I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive one sucker
before they become extinct...

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its
wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained
that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed
cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and

I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke
up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...