The toilet will conserve water on each flush, but you will have to flush about 5 times just to get it done, so actually no water would be saved anyway. It would ony serve to make you more angry and annoy you with all of the INTRUSIONS into your life.

"Thing" will hand you a Newspaper as you walk into the room, and "Thing" will seem to have little doors everywhere to hand you tissue paper just at the "right" time, and Dr. FillGood will instantly do Lab Tests, but the government will know everything before you do, and the Tax for the Carbon that you blast into the air will be automatically taken from your bank account by The Flatulence Czar Al Gore, and Barney Frank & Nancy Pelosi will both be writhing as they gasp out the words "Ohhh Thank You Thing".