Some of the Census Workers who come to people's homes to ask questions directly may in fact be Identity Thieves who ask questions that are not part of The Official List of Census Questions.

They may also be working for Burglary Rings and Home Invasion Gangs and actually Casing The Place for a later return while the residents aren't expecting it.

All the home boys & Tweekers be hangin at the census office. Do you see what I'm sayin?

They sure do admire your nice home electronics, and by looking through your kitchen they can see that big safe in your garage, and they may be wondering what may be in it.

You may need to keep some of the contents of that big safe a little more in your own reach, and especially your best friend Big Maggy may need to be snuggled right up against you.

See what I'm sayin?